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Guys With Guns
"The Only Time In History!"
07/07/07
While it is true that every day is the only time that day will ever occur,
some days are more "only" than others and this was one of those days. The
Seventh Day of the Seventh Month of the Seventh Year is supposed to be the
luckiest day in history and if these photos are any indication, it was for us
GWG guys.
Nobody thought about it when we set the date, it just snuck into my
imagination. The real reason for the night was Marc's discovery of the Porn
Cones™ in his backyard. While he was cutting
down the tree, he found a lot of branches that had a couple of small pine cones
attached to the base of a nice stick. They looked like wooden male parts hence
the name, "Porn Cones". I made up three awards and we did what you would expect,
we awarded them at the end of the night.
(As usual, click on the little
picture to see the BIG picture.)

The plaque on the left is a new mascot for the group. Diana found it
somewhere and got it for us. It has four bald guys smoking cigars.
If you look close, you might see the Phil's BBQ ribs we had for
dinner. |

Another Marc Rossi spectacular target zone. We shot the everlovin
#$%& out of those cans. |

After getting strafed by the hummingbirds, Marc refilled the feeder. |

The contest targets. Everyone had eight shots to try and put it in
the black circle. |

The winners of the contest. Joe did an admirable job but came up
five points short.
(Sorry Joe, I tried to get as many in the glass
ring as I could for you.) |

What would a Guys With Guns night be without guns? |

It would be a Guys With Cigars and Booze night. |

Which wouldn't be as much fun. |

Trust me... these guys are having fun! |

Karl is awarded the coveted "Tiny Dick" Award. |

Karl looks good with a tiny dick, dontchathink? |

Mike, by virtue of losing the shoot off to Marc, grabs his
Little Dick, the ever popular 2nd place award. |

Little Dick indeed, but still impressive! |

Marc Wins The BIG DICK Award!
(by virtue of my absolving myself from the competition
because I shot with a $500.00 precision target pistol and put 5 of 8
in the 10 ring) |

(Perhaps this wooden, four balled dick is the only
big thing on Marc. I don't know, I've never slapped him on the ass
or taken a shower with him.) |

Great Dick, Marc... nice cigar, too. |
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