Gift Registration

Naturally, money is always appropriate. Make checks payable to the father of the bride. Don't forget the Zero's to the left of the decimal point.

Otherwise, here is where she is registered.

Macy*s Crate&Barrel Bed Bath & Beyond

 

He, of course, is registered at Home Depot or Circuit City.

06/15/03

 

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Once again, there is no copyright notice.
Once again, you have blanket permission to steal whatever you want.
Once again, send me a check with a lot of zeros before the decimal point.
Once again, well, never mind...